okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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