I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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