I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
