This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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