R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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