U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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