Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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