It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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