Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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