He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I forget how to act sober
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