I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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