Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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