I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
