i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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