Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
love makes seman taste better
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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