why didn't you poke me back
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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