my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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