She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
BRING THE BAGELS
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
