I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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