Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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