idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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