Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You had me at "let me see your balls"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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