How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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