Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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