Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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