I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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