You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
