Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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