I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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