You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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