I wish I could punch you in the face.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just google imaged poop.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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