I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize