He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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