the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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