Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I could fuck to npr.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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