Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Randomize
