If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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