Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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