Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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