if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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