Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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