She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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