I'll bet she douches with gravy.
no, he came in my armpit
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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