with your own penis?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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