i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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