I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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