is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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