i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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