capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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