my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
where does the pee come out of this thing
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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