Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
please don't ironically join a cult
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