I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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