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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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