I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I checked into jail on foursquare
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
did you just send me my own nude
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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