if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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