he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
soo... how was my night?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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