C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Randomize
